#10. The church van has a gun rack.
#9. Staff consists of "Senior Pastor," "Associate Pastor," and "Socio-Pastor."
#8. The Bible they recommend is the "Dr. Seuss" version.
#7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
#6. Choir wears leather robes.
#5. Services are "BYOS:" "Bring Your Own Snake."
#4. Sunday School Class is offering free but has a Two-Drink Minimum.
#3. Karoake Worship Time.
#2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
. . . . . .And the number 1 way to tell if you are in a bad church?

#1. The only song the organist knows is "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida."

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